Monday, January 26, 2015

MY TOP 10 BLOG ENTRIES FOR 2014!!!

I have found after writing a blog for the last 4.5 years that exceptionally good news and unfortunately bad news and sad news gets readers to click on the links that I post on Facebook.  I guess it is just human physic to read about other people’s misfortunes, it’s like a car accident that you know you don’t want to look at but you can’t help yourself and you look.  I’m okay with that as I lay my whole life in my blog writings.  I write from the heart, I am honest and I love to share experiences that people may never get the chance to experience themselves.  Whether it be visiting countries that weren’t on their bucket list, to countries that are, to moving overseas, visiting the wonderful continent of Africa or volunteering, I can take people to places that they would not know about.  I am honoured every time I get a click on my blog, people take the time out of their busy day  to read the writings of a crazy Australian doing sometimes crazy things, then I consider it a privilege.  I have said on many, many, occasions that I am an ordinary person living an extraordinary life, and I still believe that and I never take any day for granted-you have one life to live so live it to the fullest.

Now that I reflect on how long have been keeping a blog, an online diary, and I have always said that it is a labour of love.  There are days that I struggle to open the laptop and put words on the screen.  Not because I don’t have anything to say, it is just a time intensive job and it generally will take me a minimum of 2-3 hours to pump out an entry.  Let’s see, I have written 629 entries on my World Odyssey blog and I have currently 265 posts on my African blog so if I base 2 hours a blog I have spent 1788 hours writing, if I divide that by an 8 hour day then I have spent 223.5 days writing.  It is nearly a full time job!!!  But I guess that is over a 4 year period so maybe a full time job is a little over the top, what about a part time job, an unpaid part time job.  Yes a labour of love indeed.  The most asked question I get is how long are my blog entries.  I would have to say that I write on average 3-4 pages, which is around 3,000 words and I try to not write an entry longer than 4 pages as it is just a lot of words and at the end of the day time is money and people are not going to read anything longer that, heck I wouldn’t and it is my blog.  I always thought that I would take some time after my World Odyssey to read back over my amazing adventures and you know what 2 years later I am still to find some time.

My blog is hosted by Blogger and it has an amazing wealth of information at my disposal.  It tells me the countries where my hits are coming from, what entries people are reading, the search engines they are using, the words people are Googling to have been referred to my site, referring web sites and even the browsers and page views by operating systems that people use.  I’m not sure why I would need some of those statistics but I am sure it is pertinent to people that advertise I am sure, but it is interesting all the same.  My most avid fans are from the United States, followed by the UK, Australia, Kenya, Canada, Germany, Netherlands, South Africa, New Zealand and the Philippines.  It is a big deal naming a blog entry as you have to make it catchy enough that people will want to click on the entry to read it and it can sometimes take a few minutes and a few changes to get what I think is the right heading for the entry.     
 
So what were the top read entries of 2014?
Listed from number 10 down to the most read are listed below with exerts from each entry and the link should you wish to read the whole entry.

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DATE ME KENYA.
This love business is a tough nut to crack that is for sure at the best of times, let alone in a foreign country.  In saying all that, I am not one to give up or to not give someone a fair go.  I am ready and able to get back on the dating horse and I was tired of meeting the wrong sort of people.  So to be proactive, and to help myself, I joined an online dating service in January of 2014.  I can’t sit around and mope at home wishing I had that ‘special’ someone, I had to be proactive and help myself.  My thinking was if I joined a dating web site, at least there would be men that have been vetted to some extent, it was not a free service, so a membership fee made me feel that firstly they had an income and that ‘they’ would also be serious in meeting someone.  I originally joined for a 6 month membership, and I received an email from the founder, stating that as the site was still finding it’s feet, that I was given an additional 3 months free of charge.  This was great and worked in well with the timing of all my trips where my membership would expire the month that I was due to fly to Australia for vacation.  Have I found true love?  That is a very good question.

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KENYAN PUBLIC HOLIDAYS-MADARAKA DAY 2013

This is obviously a high Google item and surprises me that it is in the top 10, I mean I write a lot of good stuff I would have thought there would have been something more interesting than this entry!  It seemed to me that Kenyans have a lot of public holidays, but after looking it up on line they have around the same amount that Australians do.  I think it just seems more as I am not working, public holidays don’t mean as much to me now as they used to when I was a ‘worker’.  My whole life actually is one big, long public holiday and after nearly 2 years in Kenya, I have to say I am loving my life here.  So the 1st of June warrants another public holiday and this one has a lot of history behind it, so I wanted to share what Madaraka Day is and what it means to the Kenyans.  Madaraka Day, 1 June, commemorates the day that Kenya attained internal self-rule in 1963, preceding full independence from the United Kingdom on 12 December 1963. In the mid-1800s, British settlers arrived in East Africa and they eventually established the East African Protectorate in 1895, which promoted European settlement in some of the most fertile parts of Kenya, forcing the native Kenyans from their land. In some areas, especially in the arid northern half of the country, there were few British settlers.

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Since my return from West Africa and Australia last year, Nairobi was a different city to when I left.  The security presence is so much more visible, there always was, but now there are police from all units around in the shopping centres, the schools, the carparks and also walking the major roads, with guns slung over their shoulders.  Where there was once a single security check there will now be 2 or 3 and there is an air of seriousness now in public places.  There are have been some small incidents that have happened in the aftermath of the Westgate Siege and I think I am safe to say that people are still raw and if want for a better word a little jumpy, which I think is understandable.  I was not here during the Westgate siege, so my ‘jumpability’ is not as intense and I guess I had the naïve and unrealistic attitude that something like that would never happen to me if I am careful and vigilant, which is just plain stupid when you are dealing with terrorism. 

Tuesday’s are my food shopping day at Village Market.  I have lunch, check the post box, printing at the internet café, banking-all that sort of stuff, I do on Tuesdays.  I had just ordered lunch and sat down when I received a text message from a friend, who wants to stay anonymous due to work, asking where I was.  Straight away that sent a chill and an immediate sense of something not right.  I replied back that I was at Village Market, a reply back asking how was it there, a reply back that everything looked normal, and then the reply back that there were some grumblings that something was or possible could be going down at the shopping centre and she recommended that I leave immediately and stay away from the area for the rest of the day.  I was asked to keep the information to myself, as she/I didn’t want to cause a mass panic of people, and it was after all just some information, nothing may actually happen either.  But with Elsabe’s message last night, the very brief travel warning from the Australian High Commission, and now this message-I was not going to ignore all that.  So I waited until my lunch was bought over 10 minutes later and I thought I would just eat my lunch and then leave, but you know what I couldn’t stop looking at people, warily, and my food just didn’t have any taste.  I was scared, the hair’s on my arms was raised and I just had to get out of there.  So I got my lunch in a takeaway container and I made haste to get to my car.  I don’t think I have ever had my personal safety compromised before, or the thought of it, and as I finally got out of the traffic line up in the carpark and I was heading home I had to stop myself from crying and heaved a huge sigh of relief.   I got a few messages from people after I had updated my Facebook status and phone calls from a few of my Kenyan mates and this highlighted to me that we do need to be viligent, rely on your friends here and pay heed to warnings that float around out there, as it is always better to be safe than sorry in my books. 

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GETTING INKED FOR THE 4TH TIME IN KENYA.

This was in my top 10 last year at number 5. 
I wanted get a Kenyan tattoo to symbolise my move to my new country in 2013, but I had no idea on what I wanted to get and it was just on the back burner till something grabbed my attention and then a few weeks ago something did grab my attention.  I was searching the internet for a picture for my blog when I came across a picture that kept coming up that meant Hakuna Matata (no worries).  The second I saw the symbol I knew it was exactly what I wanted.  When I researched into it a little further, it does mean Hakuna Matata in an unofficial and non-African way.  It has nothing to do with it being an African symbol as Swahili is not written in symbols. The symbol I was looking at was made famous in a Korean movie called 200 Pound Beauty and the symbol was symbolized as Hakuna Matata in the movie, as I haven’t seen the movie I am not sure in what capacity and after reading what people replied  to in threads in chat rooms as to what it means (very little positive comments from very negative people), anything you get can be translated into what you want and I am happy to say it is the unofficial symbol for Hakuna Matata and if I want to I can also say it is a treble clef, as I LOVE music (LOVE) so it can have a double meaning to the one tattoo.  So I have now been inked 4 times in 4 different countries and on 3 different continents with 5 tattoos and I am pretty sure that I will certainly be adding more over time.  I LOVE all my tattoos, even the Zeme one and I have no regrets what so ever. 

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TOP 10 BLOG ENTRIES FOR 2013.

I guess because I do write a lot of entries and they can be quite long at times, maybe this was a good entry for the ‘Bernie’ reader to catch up on the most popular posts without having to sift through all 200+ posts currently on my site.

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TOGOVILLE-THE HOME TO VOODOO - TOGO

I must say I haven’t read a lot about the voodoo religion, so I really wasn’t sure what to expect, but after we arrived into a small courtyard we were asked to take our shoes off, which was fine and then the guys were asked to take off their shirts so that they were bare chested and given a sarong to wrap around their waist.  I was thinking, phew, I am glad that the women don’t have to do anything, when we were given sarongs and asked to follow Zoe into a small room.  We were all unsure of what was happening, when we were asked to take off our tops as well and then the sarong was tied around under our arms.  We were allowed to leave our bra on but we had to tuck in the straps so that you couldn’t see them.  Talk about getting thrown into the deep end!!!  We were required to cover our western clothing with a sarong because either Maman, or the religion, I couldn't work out which, was intolerant of western objects. We were, however, allowed western cameras and as many candid photos that we wanted, which seemed fair enough after paying $4 a head.  So I packed my top into my bag and we rejoined the men outside to walk to a building at the end of a small alley which was called the Sacred House.  Here we were to all line up in a single line outside on our knees and told to clap hands in a descending crescendo 4 times.  Once we had done that (my knees were killing me) we got up and were allowed to enter the Sacred House, which was basically a small room around 10mx6m wide.  We were asked to sit on mats along the long wall with our feet stretched out in front of us and we weren’t allowed to cross our legs or our feet at the ankles and here we waited for about 15 minutes for Maman Kpounou to arrive. 

She is like the High Priestess of the voodoo in the village and she was a sour looking woman who had the look that we were wasting her time.  The Voodoo Priestess sees her holy role as finding husbands for some and getting rid of husbands for others, mixed with liberal doses of psychiatric counseling. Maman Kpounou (name faithfully retained to check the accuracy of her predictions) consented to an audience with seven Western mzungus.  She was topless and her boobs hung below her waist and she had two young women who help her with her duties with her and they too we also topless.  We were allowed to take photos, but I feel so bad when there are half naked women in my photos, like I am some sort of pervert, but it is the religion, we were allowed so I just toughened up and took some snaps anyway!  It was an interesting experience and I am sure we will be seeing more of this ‘voodoo’ in the coming weeks.   The audience with Maman Kpounou was well-worth the price of admission. 

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THE STAR OF SIERRA LEONE-DIAMOND MINING AND IT’S HISTORY.

The 968.9-carat (193.8 g) Star of Sierra Leone diamond was discovered by miners on February 14, 1972 in the Diminco alluvial mines in the Koidu area of Sierra Leone. It ranks as the third-largest gem-quality diamond and the largest alluvial diamond ever discovered.  On October 3, 1972, Sierra Leone's then-President, Siaka Stevens, announced that Harry Winston, the New York City jeweler, had purchased the Star of Sierra Leone for under $2.5 million.  The stone was initially cut into an emerald shaped stone weighing 143.2 carats (28.6 g) but was later re-cut due to an internal flaw,  eventually resulting in 17 separate finished diamonds, of which 13 were deemed to be flawless. The largest single finished stone was a flawless pear-shaped diamond of 53.96 carats (10.79 g). Six of the diamonds cut from the original rough were later set by Harry Winston into the "Star of Sierra Leone" brooch.  The rough diamond was an enormous colorless and transparent crystal, which was subsequently cut into 17 stones, 13 of which were flawless and “top-color”.

A rare characteristic of the stone is its perfect chemical purity: it is ranked as a type IIa diamond, a category which includes less than 1% of all diamonds.  It ranks as the third-largest gem-quality diamond and the largest alluvial diamond ever discovered. The Star of Sierra Leone is considered as the most famous diamond unearthed from this place. The largest gem-quality diamond discovered previously in Sierra Leone was the 620-carat "Sefadu" diamond, found in 1970.

Sierra Leone's traffic in diamonds has left a trail of carnage. While they may seem a symbol of happiness, the reality of the gems is far from that.  What are conflict diamonds?  Conflict, or blood diamonds are mined in a war zone and sold, usually clandestinely, in order to finance an insurgent or invading army's war efforts.  The Kimberley Process is a joint government, international diamond industry and civil society initiative established in 2002 to stem the flow of conflict diamonds - rough diamonds that are used by rebel movements to finance wars against legitimate governments. The trade in these illicit stones has contributed to devastating conflicts in countries such as Angola, Cote d'Ivoire, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sierra Leone.  The diamond industry estimates that conflict diamonds represent 4 percent of the total trade in rough diamonds. Others have estimated that conflict diamonds could amount to as high as 15 percent of the total trade.  In 2001, the diamond industry produced rough diamonds with a market value of $7.9 billion. At the end of the diamond chain, this was converted into jewelry worth $54.1 billion.

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TRANSFERRING CAR OWNERSHIP KENYAN STYLE.

So I had my car for 8 weeks and I still had to complete the last step of the purchase and I had 4 weeks left to do it.  There is a process to buying a car in Kenya.  No-one can just buy a car and have it in their own name unless you have a Kenyan ID (or Alien card) and a pin number.  Kenyans and foreigners alike must have the required ID and pin number and this not only allows you to buy a vehicle but also land and housing in Kenya.  Just getting your ID and pin number is a lengthy process.  You can’t get a pin number without your Alien card and you can’t get your Alien card without a Kenyan Permit and they seem to be harder and harder to obtain than when I applied last July.  But I wanted to start my permit process so that when I got back to Kenya at the start of this year, I had started the timely process of becoming ‘Kenyan-ized’.  So I got my permit in November, after 4 months in the process, I applied for my Alien card before I left for Australia at the end of November so that when I came back to Kenya in January of this year, I would be able to hit the ground running and start the process of applying for my pin number and finally…………. purchase my own set of wheels.  I told you there is a process and one cannot be done without the other. So into Times Tower I trekked and 3.5 hours later and I was finally done with the whole process and the log book with my name would be sent out in the next 4 weeks.  I expected the whole process to take this long and I think when you do finish things like this here in Kenya you get a sense of accomplishment, especially as I am doing it all myself.  A lot of expats have drivers, assistants and/or companies that do all this leg work for them, but not little ol’ me and that was highlighted as I waited for the last 3.5 hours, I was the only white person in the whole building the WHOLE time, only seeing a white business man on my way out.  I didn’t feel unsafe, but I was certainly a double minority with 97% of the people being male and 100% being the only white person.  On my way out the queues were getting insanely long and my piece of advice would be to get there early to get to the top of the lines.  But every time I do these things myself, I learn more on how things work in this country and that can be a positive I can take out of standing in a banking line for 2.5 hours!!

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TWO DAYS OF RELAXATION IN LABE-GUINEA.

I was left to my own devices for 2 days.  My laptop was charged, so I got that out and headed to the alfresco restaurant to type until my computer went flat, which it did around 11.30am, so I headed back to my room and I was a little sleepy, so after putting the laptop on charge I had a nana nap, because I could, till 1pm and my computer was all charged again, so I went back to the restaurant for lunch, which was lasagne and a coke and typed again until my computer went flat again at 3pm and then I went back to the room to charge it again and set up Sian’s IPad and started to watch the TV series House of Cards.  It is a White House based series, which I do enjoy watching, up there with The Fixer and West Wing.  Each one is 50 minute duration and one episode turned into another, and another and another until I had watched 4 of them before dinner!!!  Where did the afternoon go?  I was able to fit in a tepid shower in amongst all that and headed to dinner at 7.30pm, with my charged laptop to complete my last blog to be completely up to date!!!  You beauty!!!!  Dinner was pizza again and this time I went for toppings that reminded me of the pizzas I used to eat with my mum every week from our pizza place in Darwin and when it came out it tasted just about the same as well, it is like an Aussie without the egg.  It was delicious.  So I typed until 9pm and then back to my room to continue watching House of Cards.  In the end I watched all 11 episodes getting to bed at 2.30am this morning.  Well it is a good show, what can I say!  Day 2 I was sure was going to be the same routine!  I am not sure why this blog was so popular as it really had no informational interest at all but it ranks as the second top read blog for some reason.

AND THE MOST READ BLOG FOR 2014…………………………….

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WHY DO AFRICAN FLAGS ALL HAVE SIMILAR COLOURS.

It was a simple question and I would never have guessed that it would be the most clicked on blog entry for 2013 and now also for 2014.  And I am talking 30 times the amount of the closest clicked blog.  Well it is good for my stats and I think it is an entry that will always have clicks and I see I am not the only one who was interested in asking the question.  I had noticed on previous occasions that a lot of African countries use the same colours in their national flags.  In the truck, Sam has the nine flags of the countries that we are travelling to and it made me ask the question on why do they all use the same colours making their flags look very similar.  Well during the Scramble for Africa, Ethiopia was the only African country beside Liberia that retained its sovereignty as a recognized independent country, and was one of only four African members of the League of Nations. Ethiopia then became a founding member of the UN.  When other African nations received their independence following World War II, many of them adopted the colours of Ethiopia's flag, and Addis Ababa became the location of several international organizations focused on Africa. 

So that is a wrap on the top 10 blog entries of 2014.

Thankyou to all the people who take the time to read my meanderings, comment and support me through the tough times.  I am blessed to have people all over the world I can call friends and for this I am eternally grateful.  

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